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[Dec. 17th, 2005|04:10 pm]
Aaron
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for phonoffikus:
Day #Who?What they got you
1sti_heart_starsA key to the playboy mansion
2ndregentlionA world-reknowned sexual teacher
3rdjournlynnea tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
4thsingingchefpubic dandruff shampoo
5thi_heart_starsa fishnet body stocking
6thdextrometha box of 'wacky' cuban cigars
7thsingingchefa keg of lube
8thregentlionA blog for all of your sexual writings
9thsingingchefA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration
10thstatusA few Gigs of Porn
11thjournlynneA booklet of sexual favors coupons
12thshortnskippy86a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE
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