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(no subject) [May. 20th, 2006|11:34 pm]
Spain is going well. Almost officially graduated. Germany in 2 days. Clapton on the 1st in Rotterdam. Chicago on the 8th. MQT later that month. if you want to contact me hit me up on facebook. ¿more to follow?
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(no subject) [May. 6th, 2006|01:21 am]
No Feat Cavalier?
Well this Wildcat is scared.

It IS the end of the world as we know it.
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(no subject) [Jan. 7th, 2006|12:59 am]
What is your perfect Major quizCollapse )
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(no subject) [Jan. 2nd, 2006|03:05 am]
133 days
3201 hours
192114 minutes
11526899 seconds

That is how long until I leave for Europe. I can't fucking wait.
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(no subject) [Dec. 24th, 2005|06:09 am]
Top five memories this semester, no particular order:

1. Econ Studying (well, the naming of Econ Super Heroes part)
2. Beers after Mraz
3. amanda's Party
4. Random Crazy Tuesday Night (Who clogged the apple?"
5. Mustache Party
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(no subject) [Dec. 17th, 2005|04:10 pm]
The Twelve Days of Christmas
for phonoffikus:
Day #Who?What they got you
1sti_heart_starsA key to the playboy mansion
2ndregentlionA world-reknowned sexual teacher
3rdjournlynnea tube of strawberry-flavoured lube, laced with epoxy
4thsingingchefpubic dandruff shampoo
5thi_heart_starsa fishnet body stocking
6thdextrometha box of 'wacky' cuban cigars
7thsingingchefa keg of lube
8thregentlionA blog for all of your sexual writings
9thsingingchefA creepy sexual poem that they wrote in 2nd person narration
10thstatusA few Gigs of Porn
11thjournlynneA booklet of sexual favors coupons
12thshortnskippy86a penis pump ... WITH A SEVERED PENIS STILL INSIDE
Take this Quiz at QuizUniverse.com
( or, take the 'clean' version at QuizGalaxy.com )
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(no subject) [Oct. 15th, 2005|03:51 am]
and sometimes I accept No for before it's said.

What do you want me to do,
to do for you to see you through?
It's all a dream we dreamed
one afternoon long ago

-The Dead "Box of Rain"

"Sittin here with me and mine.
All wrapped up in a bottle of wine
Little we can do... we gon see it thru somehow
So... now are you ready to go, my lady?
I been waitin on the boat here I been waitin so long
"can he see me? does he feel me?
Does he know me at all?"
"does it shiver?
Always deliver?
Does it know me at all?" "
- Mahgeeteh "My Morning Jacket"

Oh The songs that have been stuck in my head. I HATE IT!!! but it is so true. I waited to long, just as I knew, and FUCK IT UP!!! who needs happy endings when you have my life.

I thought she was naive, now I know she was just young.
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Rumsfield Makes Suprise Vist To Wife's Vagina [Aug. 17th, 2005|01:47 am]
WASHINGTON, DC—Amid rumors of sagging morale on the home front, Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld greeted his wife Joyce Monday with an unanticipated visit to her vagina, according to the Pentagon.
Rumsfeld strides across the Andrews Air Force Base tarmac, toward his intended vagina.
Above: Rumsfeld strides across the Andrews Air Force Base tarmac, toward his intended vagina.

"Today, at about 1600 hours EST, Secretary Rumsfeld landed in the vagina and delivered cordial greetings to Mrs. Rumsfeld," said Pentagon spokesman Lt. Col. William Brock. "The focus of the trip was to thank Mrs. Rumsfeld for her long years of outstanding service and continuing sacrifices, and to afford the defense secretary an opportunity to survey the vagina up close and in person."

The 12-minute visit, described by Brock as "brief but satisfactory," was characterized by sources close to the vagina as an "in and out" mission.

Because of security concerns, Rumsfeld's aides were quiet about the visit, taking extra efforts to conceal the defense secretary's plans from the media and his wife. After delivering a speech to his wife, Rumsfeld performed a brief inspection of her vagina, then engaged in a few minutes of relaxed, informal contact before returning to the Pentagon.

"Despite the hurried nature of the visit, I am proud to report that my wife met and exceeded the operational standards set by the U.S. military for readiness in a two-front war," said Rumsfeld in a press conference shortly after the visit. "I am confident that she can still stand up to heavy fire and serve ably, even in a rearguard action."

The visit comes at a time in which controversial rumors have spread throughout Washington about low morale on the part of Mrs. Rumsfeld. Reports from confidantes indicate that her vagina is being undersupplied by the Department of Defense, and extended tours of duty have stirred up feelings of discontent. Although the two have faithfully served one another since 1954, Secretary Rumsfeld's busy schedule and demanding obligations have prevented him from visiting the fertile crescent since last November's highly publicized surprise visit.

A brief question-and-answer period following the visit revealed some difference of opinion between Rumsfeld and the woman whose vagina he is charged with supplying. When she asked the defense secretary if she could expect "more consistent support" from him in the future, Mrs. Rumsfeld received a characteristically salty reply.

"Naturally, I would like to spend more time in the vaginal region," Rumsfeld said. "But we have a difficult mission to complete, both at home and on the front. Everyone in this conflict is making sacrifices. You go to the vagina with the equipment you have."

This explanation did not satisfy Judith Proudfit, executive director of Veterans' Wives Against The War and a sharp critic of the Bush Administration. Proudfit called Rumsfeld's visit a "craven publicity move intended to foster the illusion that Rumsfeld is in touch with his wife's vagina."

"Rumsfeld's blunt, defensive response clearly indicates that he has no intention of making her a top priority," Proudfit said. "The situation in Mrs. Rumsfeld's vagina was in no way improved by such a brief encounter."

Continued Proudfit: "It is a true testament to Mrs. Rumsfeld's patience, stamina, and patriotism that she continues to serve her husband under such duress."

When asked about future plans for his wife's vagina, Rumsfeld grew somber.

"This vagina has seen a lot of action," Rumsfeld said. "And much of its infrastructure has fallen into disrepair. I do believe, however, that my wife's sustained efforts under my direction will ultimately allow us to re-establish order in this troubled area."

The Pentagon would not confirm a rumor that President Bush is scheduled to drop in on the vagina with a holiday turkey around Christmas.

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(no subject) [Apr. 15th, 2005|02:33 am]
if only she knew
what was going right,
if only she knew,
i would not be alone tonight.
if only she knew
what was going wrong
if only she knew
i would not be singing this song.

if only she knew
what would i do?
would i run?
maybe stick around just for fun
would i take you out just us two?
that would be grand
if only she knew

if only she knew what to do...
relax with you
and let myself get lost in your smile
well i could lose it all for awhile
oh my dear you know its true
i love you deep, if only you knew
well i would give it all to you
love you true if only you knew

if only she knew
what would i do?
would i run?
maybe stick around just for fun
would i take you out just us two?
that would be grand
if only she knew
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(no subject) [Apr. 4th, 2005|04:39 am]
Your dating personality profile:

Outgoing - You can liven up any party. You've got a way with people and have little difficulty charming your dates.
Stylish - You do not lack for fashion sense. Style matters. You wouldn't want to be seen with someone who doesn't care about her appearance.
Liberal - Politics matters to you, and you aren't afraid to share your left-leaning views. You would never be caught voting for a conservative candidate.
Your date match profile:

Intellectual - You seek out intelligence. Idle chit-chat is not what you are after. You prefer your date who can stimulate your mind.
Practical - You are drawn to people who are sensible and smart. Flashy, materialistic people turn you off. You appreciate the simpler side of living.
Conservative - Forget liberals, you need a conservative match. Political discussions interest you, and a conservative will offer the viewpoint you need.
Your Top Ten Traits

1. Outgoing
2. Stylish
3. Liberal
4. Intellectual
5. Big-Hearted
6. Wealthy/Ambitious
7. Adventurous
8. Athletic
9. Practical
10. Religious
Your Top Ten Match Traits

1. Intellectual
2. Practical
3. Conservative
4. Stylish
5. Outgoing
6. Traditional
7. Adventurous
8. Athletic
9. Big-Hearted
10. Wealthy/Ambitious

Take the Dating Personality Quiz - Get Dating Advice

I should date a conservative??????
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